everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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