Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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