pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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