please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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