Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry xsilentregretsx hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(513): View more from Ohio

the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?

Fav 55 2624 1622
share tweet
(408): View more from California

i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.

Fav 12 3694 794
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(305): View more from Florida

Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.

Fav 22 1584 7068
share tweet
(262): View more from Wisconsin

I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am

Fav 7 4452 1350
share tweet
(207): View more from Maine

Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.

Fav 13 6182 1212
share tweet
(647): View more from Ontario

he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?

Fav 7 3343 1465
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(425): View more from Washington

You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.

(206): View more from Washington

The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!

Fav 8 2135 998
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(269): View more from Michigan

You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.

Fav 0 560 578
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(+44): View more from United Kingdom

It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?

Fav 1 36 37
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT