Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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