Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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