I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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