Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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