We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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