Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
please don't ironically join a cult
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