plz talk dirty to me
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
third nipple confirmed
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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