he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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