But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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