Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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