Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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