your room smells of hookers.
And success
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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