big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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