You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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