Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I forgot wine drunk hurts
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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