I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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