what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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