You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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