I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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