but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
You don't make any sense
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