no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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