I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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