I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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