That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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