No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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