And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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