wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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