if you like me you must not know who I am
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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