I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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