I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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