She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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