U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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