No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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