Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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