when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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