You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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