barbara walters just said penis...
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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