Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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