Im at strip club and am horny
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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