Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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