you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
last night I used snow as a chaser
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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