It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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