stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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