Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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