Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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