Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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