Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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